MEN & Their Secrets

Men...

 

 

 

 

They are supposed to be strong, watch football, and drink beer.

 

 

They want us ladies to think they are macho studs who can kill spiders

& change a tire without breaking a sweat.

 

 

 

But men aren't always fearless beefcakes...

 

Sometimes they are more like us than we know.

 

All men have deep, dark, secrets, that they hope we never find out...

 

So what secret was my hubby hiding from yours truly?

 

Well let's rewind about four years...

 

When I first started dating my husband he and his buddies had an apartment in Boston's South End.

 

An apartment filled with guys should contain:

 

Beer

Playboys

Takeout menus

Dirty sneakers

More beer

 

Right?

 

So one night after going out for a night on the town

we went back to his place to hang out.

 

To my surprise I found something in his room that made me

 question whether or not I was the only girl he was seeing ..........

 

I accused him of cheating and told him I wasn't going to stick around if he was seeing other women.

 

He was embarrassed and got quiet. This is where I thought it was all over. In my head I was convinced that he was going to tell me he had another girlfriend or maybe even a wife!

 

But these are the words that came out of his mouth:

 

"It's mine".

 

So what secret was my hubby hiding that almost made me walk out the door?

 

 

 

 

 

Yup, that's right. Not only did he own an eyelash curler, but it was purple.

 

Why? you ask..

 

Well he claimed he had really long eye lashes and if he didn't use his curler they would get stuck in his eyes - In his defense he DOES have long lashes, so I do get it...

 

But come on!

 

Wouldn't you think the same thing?

 

Whatever happened to that infamous curler?

 

 It's in our bathroom cabinet and now we share it :)

 

 

So what un-manly secrets have your men hidden from you?